...That was...

Oh.

My.

God.

...I think I'm going to call-in sick. Like, forever.

Gross, gross, gross!

That was--I'm never doing that again. EVER.

...If I ever hear the words 'bathroom duty' again, I'm going to puke. Seriously.

Ugh, can I quit this lame-ass job yet?

I swear, any longer here and I'm going to go mental!